Tuesday, April 29, 2008

People Ruining America

1.  Tila Tequila:  One man on her trashy show saw her for the first time and said he felt like he had just seen Jesus.  Need there be more explanation?

2.  Dora the Explorer (and her little friend Diego):  Yet another means of catering to the monolingualism of Spaniards in the United States.  This particular catalyst for the already increasing issue, however, poisons the mind of our children and therefore upsets me with more success.

3.  The Dixie Chicks and Pink:  Two incredibly popular, yet incredibly unsupportive musical figures in America.  They spread 100 percent emotionally charged, 0 percent factually charged opinions through their unfortunately popular music.  Their uneducated lyrics are enough to sway the minds of any average-minded, easily influenced teenage fan.

Introductions

Well hello there.

The concept of a blog is rather appealing to me.  I have a Facebook, I have a MySpace, but I also have a life to tend to where bosses, professors, students, et cetera are most likely checking up on my Web sites.  I have many on-line groups I wish I could join and many, often uneducated rants I've kept inside.  They'll be appearing here at some point; please don't be offended.  Kthx.  I will never say that phrase again as I hate conformist lingo and silently lecture myself whenever any of it slips from my mouth.

This list will grow as my days progress:

-kthx
-kbye
-the overuse of "girl"
-hey girl
-hey girl hey
-bye girl
-girl please
-I mean, what?
-craaapp
-woops
-don't judge  (the only phrase remotely close to this that I consider acceptable is:  "I judge you when you use poor grammar.")
-shitshow